What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 30.06.2025 08:27
A View to a Kill
-”She is very sexyful!”
Goldfinger
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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Dr No
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Diamonds Are Forever
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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Moonraker
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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You Only Live Twice
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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Live and Let Die
From Russia With Love
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Octopussy
-”Ah so!”